Things I've Recently Discovered . . .

1. Brady Quinn is the real deal (ladies the picture in the link is just for you).

2. Big Ben Worthlessburger is overrated.

3. Terrelle Pryor will win the Heisman next year.

4. Knowshon Moreno will NOT win it this year, as I predicted--despite having a fantastic year. Graham Harrell will--especially if he engineers a win against #5 Oklahoma, this Saturday night.

5. My dog is afraid of ballons and hula-hoops.

6. Watching epidsodes of Cops from the 1980's is fantastic entertainment--especially when the city is Cleveland.

7. Our judicial system is a joke.

8. Change has come--in the form of former Clinton staffers.

9. The people of American need a bailout--not banks, insurance and car companies.

10. Time Warner blows for not having the NFL Network.

--G