Saturday, August 30, 2008

Kickoff!!


Well, they're back, folks. But for the last two national championship games, the Buckeye faithful have been a spoiled bunch under the Tressel administration. Here's to hoping they can finish the deal this season. I can't wait to see the much heralded Terrell Pryor--I'm sure he'll get his shot at some point during today's opener against YSU!

Go Bucks!

--G

Friday, August 29, 2008

Sarah and Piper Love the Buckeyes!!!



Great move, stopping at Buckeye Corner--I'm betting my friend Ghost had something to do with that maneuver!

--G

Sarah's Speech

Here is a link to the speech if you missed it.

--G

I Heart Sarah

Way to go, John. You could have made the boring, multi-millionaire white man pick--but you didn't. You could not have made a more perfect pick. Governor Sarah Palin of Alaska, made history on Dec. 4, 2006, when she became the first woman to hold that office.

Sarah arrived in Alaska with her family in 1964, when her parents came to teach school in Skagway. She received a Bachelor of Science degree in communications-journalism from the University of Idaho in 1987.

She is married to Todd Palin, a lifelong Alaskan who is a production operator on the North Slope and a four-time champion of the Iron Dog, the world's longest snowmachine race.Todd and Sarah have five children– Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper and Trig.

Track enlisted in the U.S. Army on Sept. 11, 2007. He'll go to Iraq in a few weeks. Palin is pro-life and a lifetime member of the NRA. She's an outdoorsman who enjoys hunting, fishing and the like.

She's already being attacked by Democrats as inexperienced--yet she still has two more years of executive experience than either O'Drama or O'Biden. She's been a hockey mom, a PTA mom, a former mayor and a sitting governor. She'll be attacked as inexperienced and lacking expertise in foreign policy. She'll have to answer those questions. She is right on the issues for women, regardless of the talking points you'll here from the D's.

She gave a rousing speech today. She was composed, articulate, humble, and most of all, sincere. I respect McCain's decision and I congratulate the campaign on a great choice.
McCain / Palin 2008!

--G

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Is it her?

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Historic Acceptance


On August 28, 1963, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. gave one of the most incredible speeches in the history of oratory. We commented on that speech on Steakmatters earlier this year. Forty-five years ago today, Dr. King articulated a dream. He said, on that hot day in August on the National Mall, in part:

But one hundred years later, the Negro still is not free. One hundred years later, the life of the Negro is still sadly crippled by the manacles of segregation and the chains of discrimination. One hundred years later, the Negro lives on a lonely island of poverty in the midst of a vast ocean of material prosperity. One hundred years later, the Negro is still languishing in the corners of American society and finds himself an exile in his own land. So we have come here today to dramatize a shameful condition.

I would submit, that tonight, Barrack Obama proved that the shameful condition of which Dr. King spoke disappeared with his acceptance of the Democrat nomination for President of these United States. Tonight, Dr. King's dream was realized. Regardless of your political allegiance, you must agree that the events of the evening should be a beacon of hope that racial wounds can heal, and that hope springs eternal.

Having said all that--I have to say that I am disappointed that his speech was so damn negative. We have an energy crisis, veterans are sleeping on streets, houses are being foreclosed upon, cities are being swallowed by hurricanes, America is hated around the world, homosexuals aren't allowed to visit their loved ones in the hospital and John McCain owns too many houses. Nothing but negativity. Consequently, he blew an opportunity. Instead of specifically telling the American people where he would lead the country, all he could muster is "8 is enough". Is there nothing right in our world, Barrack?

Loyal readers, Barrack Obama is not running against George W. Bush. He's running against John McCain. John McCain is no George W. Bush. We're now ten minutes into his speech and he has yet to offer a single idea. He's done nothing but bloviate on John McCain's fault's and playing "gotcha" with taken out-of-context quotes. But hey, he's been eloquent.

I thought he was a candidate of change? I see no change--i see nothing but politics as usual. Ladies and gentlemen this speech was nothing more than eloquently delivered class warfare.

When he got around to articulating his vision for change, he broke out the usual, liberal talking points: a tax code that doesn't reward lobbyists, but workers and small businesses (even though later her professes to support paid sick leave and paid family leave--something that would kill small businesses); no tax breaks for companies that ship jobs over seas (even though he and Hillary both supported NAFTA before the campaign began); eliminate the capital gains for small businesses and startups (im sure very few would even qualify); cut taxes for 95% of all working families (how is 95% the middle class?); set a clear goal to be energy independent within 10 years (unattainable, but ok--admirable); help auto companies retool (that's it, the government should be poking their noses into the market); make it easier for people to afford new cars (what, is the government going to subsidize your trip to the local ford dealership?); new teachers with higher salaries, more support, higher standards, more accountability and if you serve your country or your community we'll pay for your college education (hold onto your wallets); he'll lower your premiums if you have health insurance, and if you don't he'll just simply give you the same plan Congressmen have; he'll save social security, he'll mandate equal pay for equal work (fair enough--how are you going to do that, Barrack?).

That's just a sampling of his promises. How does he intend to pay for this? Easy, he'll just close corporate loop holes and tax savings and he'll go through the budget eliminating programs. It's that easy.

Granted, the expectations of this speech were impossible to meet. By all measures, it was a well delivered effort. Overall, however, his vision for change falls short in my mind. It was a billowy speech that he reincarnated from 2004. It was long on adjectives, short on detail and excessive in its negativity and attacks.

On to Minneapolis / St. Paul.


--G





Wednesday, August 27, 2008

McCain has Decided

Reports are that McCain has made his decision..his VP will be notified of their selection tomorrow. Just as I predicted Biden for Obama, I predict McCain will choose this schmuck.

Stay tuned...

--G

The Comeback Kid

Well the comeback kid gave a hell of a speech tonight. His message was simple: Do what I did, Barrack, and you'll be just fine.

I have to give Bill some credit tonight--he gave a fine speech. He did what he had to do to unify the convention, but I'm not sure he did much to sooth the wounds of mom and pop democrat who supported Hillary.

Look, it's no secret, my friends, that I find the ex president to be a repugnant twit. I have to say, however, that I truly respect the way he went at John McCain tonight. No ad hominem attacks, he called him out on the issues--that's fair game. For that, Bill has my respect. I expect the same from Joe Biden--no attacks against the person--only distinctions drawn between the candidates.

The glaring issue that Bill did not address, however, is how he has (apparently very recently) come to a very different conclusion with respect to O'Drama's fitness to hold the highest office in the land. Just months ago, Bill said that O'Drama's candidacy was a "fairy tale"--that he did not have the experience to be POTUS. Now, tonight, he touts his qualifications and fancy's him to be the epitome of experience.

I'd love to be a fly on the wall in the Clinton bedroom tonight. That will be one salty conversation. I'm very much looking forward to Ceasar Obama's speech tomorrow night from the Maison Carree (with Agrippa, no doubt looking down proudly).


--G

DNC, Day 3


Bill’s up tonight followed by Joe (I’ll be) Biden (my tongue). What will Bill say? What will Biden say? I can’t believe that Obama agreed to let the Clintons take over this convention. And Bill only has 10 minutes tonight, which he apparently is unhappy about. So get your SteakMatters stopwatch out and see how long Bill blows about how great the 90’s were. On second thought, maybe ‘blow’ is the wrong verb to describe what Bill will be doing tonight…. Look for the 42nd President to talk about the economy of nearly 20 years ago, while tonight’s convention theme is security…. I guess Bill can’t really talk about what he did for security in the 90’s since he missed multiple ops to get Bin Laden; he saw the Khobar Towers destroyed and our Marines killed; and he bombed aspirin/baby food factories, instead of actual military targets, among other security gaps.)

The real entertainment for tonight will be from (I’ll be) Biden (my tongue). Known for his ability to talk…ad nauseum…IBBMT is supposed to serve as the attack dog for the campaign. And since the delegates have been complaining that their hasn’t been enough red meat during the first two days, you can expect to see some Ground Chuck tonight…and not just NY’s senior Senator and chair of the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee, seen early this evening. But if history is any predictor of the future, give IBBMT a few minutes and he’ll say something that he will regret later, if not immediately:












Enjoy.

- POTUS

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

The DNC, Day 1 and 2


Well I’m sitting here getting ready for the Hillary Show tonight. This should be fun….

So here’s my thoughts on last night…we’re all victims and BHO will save us once he’s elected. I didn’t know that the United States was in such horrible shape. Give me a break.

Truth be told, I spent most of the night flipping back and forth to the History Channel which was airing Tombstone. What a great movie. It has to be one of the greatest modern Westerns. Val Kilmer is best as Doc Holliday (“I’m your huckleberry.”) Oh yeah, I was also adding about $500,000 ‘dollars’ to my poker bank.

So pop some popcorn SteakMatters readers, sit back, and enjoy the Hillary Show!

- POTUS

Oh Canada!


Just returned from a great trip to Whistler, BC. Played 90 holes in just about 55 hours. Would have been 108 but the rain came hard on day 3, so we stopped after 18. Probably the most beautiful place I have ever seen. Everyone will get a taste of it when the 2010 Winter Olympics arrive. The mountains, lakes, rivers... really spectacular. But the best part, were the bears. No kidding - we saw them on the golf course. Some as close as about 30 yards away. Here's a picture I took of one of them. The food up there is also great - we didn't eat any bears, but the oysters were fresh, the salmon was killer, and the kobe beef wasn't too shabby. Of course, the scotch was flowing which makes everything taste better!
Lefty

Saturday, August 23, 2008

What's On G's iPod?

This morning, while I was watching the media frenzy at the Biden compound in Deleware, I began wondering how Billary felt being snubbed by ODrama (my new name for Obama). She can't be happy.

So, in an effort to cheer her up (because I'm sure she reads Steakmatters), I went in search of a song on my iPod that I could dedicate to her. It was pretty easy.

The song I'm listening to most these days was JUST released. It's powerful and passionate--I'll give those two characteristics to her. The title fit perfectly as well. So, today, on G's iPod, I bring you: The Day That Never Comes, from Metallica. Enjoy, Hillary!

--G

Friday, August 22, 2008

Drama, Obama, and Baby's Mama


BHO kept everyone waiting today--he's received about 24 hours of free TV time out of this delay. Multiply that by the numerous channels that have wasted our time with their meaningless speculation, and you've got some serious bang for your buck.

So, if you're up this late, and you're still waiting for the word about who will be the running mate on the losing ticket--go to bed. Get some rest, wake up refreshed. Take your wife and kids or baby's mama out to brunch, and after that...around noon or so, the anti-climatic announcement will be revealed.

If you read Steakmatters periodically, you know that I've already revealed his choice anyway. Remember? I made the pick while he was beached in Hawaii (while one of his long-lost brother's is hold up in his shanty in Kenya eating rice and drinking bacteria-laden water).

I'll stick by my prediction and say Joe Biden will be announced as O-Drama's VP choice. As pick's go, it's not without flaws, but it beats an inexperienced Tim Kaine, a boring Evan Bayh, and a nonsensical Kathleen Sebelius. And, not surprisingly, he completely avoided and banished the ONLY pick that would have given him a chance at victory--The Hilla. Beautiful irony isn't it?

Regardless, this is the beginning of the end. Biden will be a great attack dog, but he'll say the wrong thing, or some dirt will surface. This pick, I'll submit, cements Mitt Romney as McCain's pick--he can take the safe route now.

Again, sleep well--tomorrow, we turn another page.

--G


Friday night lights


In one of my first posts on SteakMatters, I talked about the Fall being my favorite season of the year. Well I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but I have – it’s not as bright out there in the morning, which can only mean one thing: the days are getting shorter and Fall is rapidly approaching. The one sure sign however that Fall is here, in spite of Labor Day still being 10 days away, tonight is the start of the Ohio High School Football Season.

I have to say there is nothing like the Friday Night Lights. It’s the one night of the week where the whole community comes out. On a night like tonight, parents, grandparents, bothers and sisters, and people you don’t know, fill the stands of the local high school stadium to see their sons of the gridiron strap on their shoulder pads and tighten their chin straps for an hour under those bright lights.

Those Friday nights will always reign in my memory. From the early elementary school days of playing a pickup game with a mini-football thrown to the crowd by the cheerleaders after a touchdown by the high schoolers on the field only yards away; to our time under those very same lights providing the entertainment for our family, our friends and people we never knew.

Here’s to the Fall and the kick-off of a new high school football season.

- POTUS

Thursday, August 21, 2008

An ode to my mistresses

Several of you loyal readers of SteakMatters have inquired as to my deficit of posts recently. Having attempted to claim that I have been on August Recess - hanging with the woman's beach volley ball team and clearing brush in Texas - I have found it necessary to end the lies and come clean….

Like others before me, I must admit that I human and to be human is to fail. And to fail is to learn and I am learning. Hence my need to post of my recent activities.

It started approximately 2 years ago. Traveling to our nation’s Capital on a regular basis. I fell in love with my first mistress – that’s right, I fell in love with Washington DC. I’m a simple man and man who could not fight off the dreaded Beltway Fever. The cable TV, the soft, comfortable beds, and of course the cuisine.

Well that fever led to what I thought was a cure, my second mistress…you guessed it – steak. Oh how I still love thee Steak. I don’t care the size or cut, just as long as you are HOT and SIZZLING. You will forever be my love, and one that I predict will ultimately be my undoing.

And from steak, I was brought to my third mistress – the pages that so many of you log on to when you receive an alert or when the boss isn’t looking…SteakMatters.com. Like a love triangle, in concert with my second mistress Steak, the two have conspired to feed me and drive me insane when time does not provide the opportunity to describe and elaborate via the other.

Which brings me to my fourth mistress, but really the first. The soft green felt, the click of the chips, and the anticipation of what the deal, the flop, the turn and the river all have in store for me. This is a mistress that I’ve had since my fourth trip to Bemus in 2002 with The Crew – Texas Hold’em.

So here I am today, on bended knee, asking, no, begging for your understanding; pleading for your forgiveness. It is because of my mistresses that I have forsaken you and the pages of this blog.

It is not my fault. It is all of these that have conspired against me; a point where I must admit that I have found the ultimate and possibly my final mistress. No it’s not an amateur film maker formerly from New York and North Carolina, now living in California with my love child.

NO, NO. IT’S MUCH WORSE THAN THAT....

I’M IN LOVE WITH MY DVR!

There. I said it. Ahhh! It feels so liberating. Like a carcass of Prime USDA beef coming off the hanger. How can this be I’m sure you are asking yourself, that I, POTUS, leader of the United Steaks, could fall for such a simple device.

Let me explain and you will understand. It started with Lefty and his digital big screen TV, which now resides at 1600 Pennsylvania. With the acquisition of this finely engineered product, I was forced to upgrade my cable to the digital package, which included the aforementioned DVR. It sat there, quietly, like a mousy little thing. Just sitting there on a stand in the corner. Not wanting to be noticed, but there to provide a service – the processing of the digital cable signal.

Well all of that changed one a quite Saturday afternoon when I discovered the power that was contained within that small silver box. What I found was the key to the silver box. The key that was in my hand from the start, but I didn’t even know it. It was the remote control and its record…..play….pause...rewind..fast forward buttons. And the ultimate button – the green List button. This button leads to the Rosetta Stone, no, the Holy Grail – the list of RECORDED PROGRAMS. From here I can view them all! I can fast forward, rewind, skip commercials and pause for the occasion wardrobe malfunction.

And all of this has led me to this admission today. It is the DVR that has been feeding me for the last two months. With the exception of posts to SteakMatters, I have been 'virtually' experiencing all of my mistresses via this one simple silver box that sits in the corner, on a stand, not wanting, nor asking to be acknowledged.

I feed my need for poker via weekly recordings of the World Poker Tour on Saturday nights and the Tuesday night broadcasts of the multiple bracelet events from the 2008 World Series of Poker. Oh the Travel Channel for the WPT; Food Paradise which featured the Steak Paradise; Samantha Brown and her Weekend getaways – including Washington DC; the History Channel; and the Discovery Channel. And all of it…every last one of those shows and channels, can be digitally saved on this one simple, silver box, to be played at the time and manner of my choosing.

So please accept my apology. I am a broken man. No better than any other. Please accept me for my faults and know that I, at my weakest moment, have seen the light and understand the damage that I have caused. And I will work every day to alleviate poverty and the two Americas…I mean to say I will work to bring myself back to these pages and not ignore you, nor my duty to bring you “steak and the steak experience, seasoned with politics, sports, friends and the spice of life.”

- POTUS

…now where’s that damn remote control!

Not-so-Random Musings

Wow. Alot has hit the news this week. I signed on tonight and saw POTUS' post about STJ--it made me not want to post at all. I didn't want to see the article moved down the page. To me, that just seems to epitomize the harsh reality of life...the pages just keeping turning and we can't stop them. No matter what we do, no matter what we say--the pages of our life just fade away.

STJ was 58--almost 59. My dad is 61. I had dinner with him tonight--I didn't have much to say. I looked at him alot--all I could think about was her. He's older than she is. He smokes like a chimney, eats like a hog, is overweight. When's it my dad's turn. When do his pages stop turning. That's all I could think about. The pages just keep turning.

I talked to Cinderella on the phone tonight. She caught a frog. She sounded so grown up as she explained to me how she was going to take it to school and show all of her friends. I haven't seen her since Tuesday. I'll never get those days back. The pages just keep turning.

Today at work, the conversation had already transitioned from "what a great woman STJ was" to "I wonder who is going to replace her" and "what is the process by which she gets replaced". Will they hold a special election? Who will the Democrats appoint to fill her place on the ballot? Is it this person? Is it this other person? I was uncomfortable with it all--it seemed way to soon to be talking about it. But, the pages just keep turning.

Gene Upshaw died today. Dude was one of the meanest players to ever put on an Oakland Raiders uniform. He won Super Bowls. He was voted to numerous Pro Bowls. He went on to become head of the NFL Players union. It seems like just yesterday that I was a little boy reading the back of his football card. From vibrant athlete to old man with pancreatic cancer. The pages just keep turning.

STJ, Bernie Mac, Gene Upshaw, Issac Hayes. The pages just keep turning.

--G

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Congresswoman Stephanie Tubbs Jones (1949 -2008)



It is with the deepest of sorrow that I inform you that at 6:12 pm on Wednesday, August 20, 2008 Congresswoman Stephanie Tubbs Jones passed away after suffering an aneurysm. No matter the politics, the Congresswoman was fiercely loyal and an advocate for Cleveland and Ohio. She will be missed.

The thoughts and prayers of SteakMatters is with her son Mervyn, her family, and her Congressional staff in both Cleveland and DC during this very difficult time.

- POTUS




For Immediate Release CONTACT: Nicole Y. Williams
August 20, 2008 (202) 225-7032

Statement on the Passing of Congresswoman Stephanie Tubbs Jones

Washington, D.C. - It is with deep sadness that we inform you of the passing of Congresswoman Stephanie Tubbs Jones, beloved mother to Mervyn Jones II, sister to Barbara L. Walker, dear colleague, loyal servant and friend to all. Congresswoman Tubbs Jones passed after being admitted to Huron Hospital having suffered an aneurysm while driving her car in Cleveland Heights, Ohio on Tuesday evening. She was pronounced dead at 6:12 p.m. today. The official cause of death was an aneurysmal subarachnoid hemorrhage.

Her death followed a full day of activities, including planning for an upcoming forum on electoral reform and other administrative duties yesterday. Congresswoman Tubbs Jones was scheduled to travel to Denver on August 24, 2008 to attend the Democratic National Convention as a superdelegate.

Congresswoman Stephanie Tubbs Jones is the first African-American woman elected to the United States House of Representatives from Ohio. Congresswoman Jones is a lifelong resident of the 11th District, which encompasses most of the East Side of Cleveland and parts of the West Side of Cleveland and includes parts of 22 suburbs.

Currently in her fifth term in office, the Congresswoman was a strong advocate for many issues, and championed wealth building and economic development, access and delivery of health care, and quality education for all. The Congresswoman was the first African-American woman to chair the Committee on Standards of Official Conduct (Ethics) and the first African-American woman to serve on the powerful Ways and Means Committee. She was an active member of numerous Congressional Caucuses, including the Congressional Black Caucus.
Congresswoman Tubbs Jones has made a number of historic achievements in her distinguished career as a public servant. Prior to her election to the House, Congresswoman Tubbs Jones served as the first African-American and the first female Cuyahoga County, Ohio Prosecutor. She was the first African-American woman to sit on the Common Pleas bench in the State of Ohio and was a Municipal Court Judge in the City of Cleveland.
Congresswoman Tubbs Jones has received numerous honors throughout her lifetime including the National Bible Association Capitol Hill Distinguished Leadership Award, Human Rights Campaign of Cleveland Equality Award, Backbone Campaign's Backbone Award, and the Carib News Multi-National Business Conference Marcus Garvey Award.

Congresswoman Stephanie Tubbs Jones is a graduate of Cleveland Public Schools. She received her undergraduate degree from Case Western Reserve University, graduating with a degree in Social Work from the Flora Stone Mather College in 1971. She received her Juris Doctorate form Case Western Reserve University School of Law in 1974. Additionally, she has received honorary doctorates from David N. Myers University, Notre Dame College, Central State University and Cleveland State University.

An active member of Delta Sigma Theta Sorority Incorporated, she served on their national Social Action Committee. She was a lifelong member of Bethany Baptist Church in Cleveland, Ohio and was a member of their Board of Trustees.

Her husband of 27 years Mervyn L. Jones, Sr. preceded her in death.

The Family and the 11th Congressional District Office wishes to thank friends, constituents, and colleagues for their expressions of sympathy and asks that the community allow the family privacy at this time. Thanks are also extended to the Cleveland Heights Police Department and Emergency Medical Services, Huron Road Hospital, The Cleveland Clinic, and Dr. Gus Kious, Chief of Staff at Huron Road Hospital. Information regarding funeral arrangements will be forthcoming.

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Tubbs Jones remains in critical condition

As of 2:30pm the Congresswoman remains in critical condition with 'very limited brain function'.

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Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Capitol Hill Heavies

For all those who enjoy dining in our nation's capitol...
From Forbes Traveler.com

Washington Power Restaurants
Kate Gibbs 2008-08-15 04:12:01.0

Where Capitol Hill heavies dine and deal

Inside the Beltway, politicians seem to agree on very little, but there is consensus around the old saw: “An empty stomach is a poor advisor.” To wit, the grilling of pollsters by politicians, the courting of media by lobbyists and the glad-handing of everyone by lawyers happens at a few select D.C. restaurants. Whether the table is set at a Capitol classic or a casual newcomer, networking takes plates.

Few players can wait until lunchtime to start their pitch—perhaps that’s why bold-faced names breakfast at Seasons Restaurant in the Four Seasons Hotel. Hani Roustoum, director of restaurants for Four Seasons says, “D.C. has a special feel and it is power. Here are the people who make the decisions that affect millions of lives. It’s the real deal.”

Like eggs, power can be poached. At Seasons, tables 53 and 54 are the most visible and, of course, most requested. “When you sit there, it is a matter of experience. It’s see and be seen,” says Roustom. Lawyers from top-five firms frequently claim the round eight-person table in the center of the restaurant—own that perch and you own the room and, by extension, the town. Also available to any Seasons diner upon request: a laptop and all major national newspapers.

For diners with discreet agendas, Roustoum encourages reserving table 43. The concealed corner is preferred by accompanying security details, and as such is the frequent choice of D.C. Mayor Adrian Fenty, Condoleezza Rice and Madeleine Albright. George Clooney and Robert Redford also prefer this perch.

Perhaps no spot is more formal than at the Willard InterContinental Hotel. Two blocks from the White House and steps from the lobby that inspired the term “lobbyists,” the Willard Room is in its second century of VIP service.

The distance between tables in the Willard Room is enviable. “We sell discretion here," says Barbara Bahny-David, the hotel's public relations director. "It’s one of the few places where famous faces come, and no one approaches their table.” Upon being seated, women are invited to rest laptops (or Birkin bags) on purse stools.

Elsewhere in the capital, attitudes are loosening up. K Street’s dimly lit steak palace The Prime Rib no longer requires a jacket at lunch (although they do keep 50 blazers on hand for the suitless after 5 p.m.). Menus have lightened up, too. Tommy Jacomo, executive director of The Palm, agrees. “The younger generation, and I mean anyone under 50, is all sparkling water and fish. The three martini lunches—those really good lunches—are gone with the ‘70s. Older guys still get steaks,” he says, but adds, “sometimes.”

If anyone knows who is eating what in this town, it’s Jacomo. After 36 years at the front of the Palm, he’s professor emeritus of political camaraderie. “You come here because you’re getting your foot in the door. You’re getting face time with congressmen and senators,” he says. He’s too modest; VIPs come to see and be seen with him. Director of publicity for the Ritz-Carlton hotels, Colleen Evans, agrees, “If you want to impress someone, you go to the Palm. When Tommy throws his arm around you and whispers a dirty joke, everyone in the room’s thinking, 'Tommy likes that guy. Who is that guy?'”

Jacomo has greeted every president since Richard Nixon at the Palm, and has yet to spill a bean. But if loyalty is his first commandment, geography is his second. “Some people come to hide and some people want to be seen,” he says. “When Vernon Jordan comes in, he sits in the back. When lobbyist Tommy Boggs come in, he sits in the middle of the room.”

If Jacomo plays the puckish host at lunch, Café Milano's Franco Nuschese is dinnertime’s ringleader. He’s earned his pinstripes seating Democrats and Republicans side-by-side. “Terry McAuliffe and former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich sat at adjacent tables one night,” he says. Platters of antipasti, rustic-style pizzas and grilled fish underline the breezy, social mood of this Georgetown spot. Cafe Milano is also where the Hill meets Hollywood: President Clinton with Quincy Jones, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia with rapper Ludacris.

Nuschese is humble about his talent for mixing established players with freshly minted tech-entrepreneurs and the ever-changing ambassadorial community. “We are in the entertainment business,” he says. “Everybody wants to go to casual places.”

As if heralding the call to casual, celebrity chefs have raced to establish open kitchens in the District. Since 2003, Charlie Palmer’s eponymous steakhouse has been the toast of Capitol Hill (and his cellar of 10,000 exclusively American wines doesn’t hurt). The restaurant hosts the majority of signature fundraisers on their rooftop terrace where the mini-burger is the suits’ choice of canapé.

With a lust for beef that rivals New York’s, the capital is a gracious hostess to oodles of pricey steakhouses. Of the best, Laurent Tourondel’s BLT Steak, is very close to the headquarters of the AF/CIO and MPAA, and serves a $45 rib-eye. Eric Ripert opened The Westend Bistro in the Ritz-Carlton last October, and the spot is so busy, the hotel offers an overnight package called "The Seat of Power”—the only sure way to score last-minute reservations on Friday and Saturday nights.

Insiders in need of face-time with newsmakers have one more option at Nathan’s, an informal spot in the heart of Georgetown. Once every few weeks, September through June, owner and former journalist Carol Joynt hosts the Q&A Café there. Reserve in advance for a $30 lunch where insiders answer questions from Joynt and the audience. Guests have ranged from Senator Mark Warner to late newsman Tim Russert.

Says Joynt, “It’s a real cross section. Classic Georgetown dowagers and Jim Kinsey [co-founder of AOL] attend almost every time.”


Lefty

Monday, August 18, 2008

Olympic Head Scratcher of the Day


Women's Trampoline (and men's for that matter). Really? That's an olympic sport? I wonder if, in 776 BC, ancient Greeks contemplated this as a sport which would decide once and for all the greatest athlete in the universe?! Trampoline....my god man. How do you spill that one to your parents growing up? Mom, dad, I've decided when I grow up, I want to be an Olympian!

Oh, son/daughter--that's wonderful news! Do you want to be a gymnast? a track and field star? a swimmer? Do tell dear child. No, daddy, I want to be a Trampolinist!!!

Give me a break---keep it at the circus.

BTW---down 4lbs to 198.


--G

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Weight Loss--Take Two

Ok, so our loyal readers, if they were paying attention, know that I was trying to lose weight a few months back. Well, I'm at it again--this time with a better attitude. I'm determined to be healthier--that includes both exercise and nutrition.

Back in the day, me and a military buddy used to work out twice a day together. He had a degree in exercise physiology--so he was a great workout partner. At my prime i was a lean, mean 175--and I could bench more than twice my weight.

Today, yea, not so much. Although remnants of that previous life still exist, I've not aged gracefully (in my opinion). While I have no misconception that I will return to form and my 28 inch waist, 18 inch arms and 48 inch chest, I want to be less of a fat-ass.

So I'm off--wish me luck. Oh, and pray you don't read an article about a fat dude having a heart attack on a treadmill. Weight today---201.

For those who are a little slow and would think otherwise, the picture above is not me--it's POTUS.

--G

Jackson Clowne

Jackson Browne and his liberal friends are barking up or, hugging rather, the wrong tree in their suit against the McCain campaign to enjoin them from using his popular (with somebody I suppose) song, "Running on Empty".

Out of protest, I reviewed my iPod to delete any songs of his I might have had. To my enjoyment, I found no such nonsense.

Get a haircut, hippy.

--G

Friday, August 15, 2008

RIP Mac

A funny funny man has died. Bernard Jeffrey McCollough, aka, Bernie Mac was 50 years old.

I loved Bernie's standup. Growing up on the streets of Chicago, Bernie had a unique perspective on life. 50 years old...damn.

--G

The One

This is fantastic...

Olympic Story of the Day


A North Korean air pistol shooter (yes, that's right folks, air pistol) was stripped of his gold medals in the 50 meter and 10 meter events for doping. That's right, doping. Of all the things...

Forget world-class athletes like LeBron James, Michael Phelps, Nastia Liukin or 12-year-old Chinese super gymnasts--Kim Jong-su the North Korea pistol stud is on the juice!

Ok, so I'm making it sound more ridiculous than it actually is. He wasn't taking a steriod, or HGH, but he was taking the performance-enhancing drug propranolol--a beta blocker that slows your heart rate and relieves trembles. Just like a communist to cheat. I'm sure when he gets back home Kim Jong-Il will have him marched out to the local KMart and hanged from the K.

Good stuff...


--G

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Obama's VP--My Prediction


While Obama was on the beach vacationing, Russia decided to take back Georgia and I decided to pick his VP.


Wednesday, August 13, 2008

2008 Olympics--Picture of the Day





You can see the head of the humerus (yea, not funny) quite well. Turn the sound down on the link below if you don't desire to hear screams of agony. If you have the stomach for it, you can watch the video here: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=33a_1218642189&p=1

--G






Tuesday, August 12, 2008

What's on G's iPod

This week, I thought it appropriate (for reasons I won't go into here) to try to find a song on my iPod that epitomized my work place. Turns out it was easier than I thought.
This week on G's iPod is Nirvana's Territorial Pissing. Enjoy.


--G

Sunday, August 10, 2008

What the Hell?!



I'm getting tired of writing obituaries. Another cultural icon--two in as many days--has died. Talented singer Issac Hayes has died at the age of 65. His deep, smooth, baritone voice was amazing to listen to. The dude epitomized cool. Although he came to fame in the late 60's, he is probably most well known for playing the voice of Chef on the Comedy Central hit, South Park.

Nothing like Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls. RIP Issac.

--G

Saturday, August 9, 2008

Picture of the Day--2008 Olympics, Beijing, China--Day 2


2008 Olympiad--In Pictures

I'll give these pinko-commies one thing, they sure know how to throw a party! Wow.


























RIP Mac


Bernard Jeffrey McCullough, aka Bernie Mac has died today at the age of 50. Bernie, along with another of the "Kings of Comedy", Cedric The Entertainer, was one of my favorite comedians. He cussed like a sailor--worse actually--but brought a unique perspective to his stand up.

He grew up on the streets of Chicago and started his career early--at the age of 19. He was one funny dude. He died of pneumonia and was also dealing with Sarcoidosis.

If you've never seen his stand up, here is one of my favorite clips. RIP Mac.


--G

Friday, August 8, 2008

Another One Bites The Dust


You know, I've been giving this Edwards deal alot of thought--I mean, how could I not--I can't watch CNN, FOX, MSNBC (not that i would do that) or any other channel without hearing about it. Even straight-laced, just-the-facts-ma'am Greta is reporting on it.

I'll preface my comments by saying that I've never liked the guy. Sometimes you can be too polished...and he is. He is the epitome of the slimy, ambulance-chasing trial lawyer. He's always reminded me of a more-handsome, better-dressed version of Bill Clinton.

Having said all that, I do not enjoy watching this story as much as you might th