So I’m packing my bag the night before the annual family beach trip and thinking of trips of the past. Unlike the other POTUS whose heading off to Martha’s Vineyard and a $20million estate, this First Family is off to the Golf Capital of the World and a two bedroom beach condo.
SIDEBAR: A word of special thanks to ‘mom’, aka Mr. Annoying’s mom who most certainly is not, for the rental and our 7th year at the home-away-from-home…but I digress.
So back to the packing…now I wear a suit and tie everyday on the job…well at least a suit. When I go on vacation, I don’t want to touch an iron, let alone a shirt with a collar, unless it’s one of my ugly ass surf shirts. So when I travel on vacation, my idea of resort wear is a pair of shorts and one of my many gray t-shirts.
Which, as I packed, reminded me of a vacation with Doyle and Mrs. Brunson. About 3 days into the trip, and the wearing of my 4th gray shirt, similar to the previous 3, the Mrs. asked, “Uh, like, are you going to wear the same shirt all week?” Now that may not seem funny to you, but to all of us, after three days of camping and campfires - it was sidesplitting funny! I mean come on, really!?! I know I’m on a camping vacation and live in da ‘billy, but I’m not a dirtbag!
Anyhow, that’s my way of saying I’m going on vacation. I hope to post about the family’s adventures, which will certainly include some delicious steak, but there's no promises.
SIDEBAR: A word of special thanks to ‘mom’, aka Mr. Annoying’s mom who most certainly is not, for the rental and our 7th year at the home-away-from-home…but I digress.
So back to the packing…now I wear a suit and tie everyday on the job…well at least a suit. When I go on vacation, I don’t want to touch an iron, let alone a shirt with a collar, unless it’s one of my ugly ass surf shirts. So when I travel on vacation, my idea of resort wear is a pair of shorts and one of my many gray t-shirts.
Which, as I packed, reminded me of a vacation with Doyle and Mrs. Brunson. About 3 days into the trip, and the wearing of my 4th gray shirt, similar to the previous 3, the Mrs. asked, “Uh, like, are you going to wear the same shirt all week?” Now that may not seem funny to you, but to all of us, after three days of camping and campfires - it was sidesplitting funny! I mean come on, really!?! I know I’m on a camping vacation and live in da ‘billy, but I’m not a dirtbag!
Anyhow, that’s my way of saying I’m going on vacation. I hope to post about the family’s adventures, which will certainly include some delicious steak, but there's no promises.
A word of warning: Every time I go on vacation, something big happens. Last year it was the federal raids of Cuyahoga County officials. So be prepared for something big....
Tomorrow – Road Trip.
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