BUTTERSTICK!

One thing I love is butter. My toast or popcorn is really just a vehicle for getting more butter into my mouth.

One thing I can't stand are pandas. Any animal that reqires fertility doctors to breed and will only subsist on one specific, hard-to-find plant deserves to be extinct. The only time I've seen a panda was at the National Zoo and a handwritten sign on the exhibit door warned zoo patron that the panda had experienced a blood nose earlier in the day. So yes, the only time I've laid eyes on a live panda, it's snout was covered in dried blood. What kind of animal get spontaneous nose bleeds? Like I said: survival of the fittest. Buh-bye pandas.

But, if you combine butter and pandas...no you don't get a French-Chinese fusion delicacy...you get BUTTERSTICK! the newborn panda that took the nation by storm when she was born at the national's Capital.

No bigger than a stick of butter, we could watch her progress on a live web camera stream. Now 200 pounds, she's headed back to her Communist homeland to attempt to delay the extinction of her species.

Good luck BUTTERSTICK! I'm sure you'll miss unfettered access to the Internet, clean air, and your rights.




-Spin Doctor on the go